"A good man is hard to find," my mother declared on our annual October trip to close the family cottage in Maine for the winter. "And it's even harder to find one who will let you stick your cold feet under his legs at night," she continued with authority.
Before realizing that I could be opening myself up to a case of TMI, I asked if my father let her warm her feet under his legs.
"Oh no," she stated. "He always complained that my toenails were too sharp. He called me Saber Toe".
My sister, Liz and I giggled at the nickname and vowed to call our mother "Saber Toe" as much as possible that weekend. The moniker, however, ended up being awarded to my sister's dog, Bronte, before the long weekend was over.
Bronte was a sweet small to medium sized dog that looked to be part shepherd and part origins unknown. Despite several walks during the day, jaunts on the rocky sea side and car rides with her head stuck out the passenger window, Bronte was a night owl. I'm not sure when she slept...if ever!
Everyone went to bed at the same time in our dormitory-style second floor sleeping area. Bronte had a dog bed and blanket on the floor next to Liz's bed. Bronte would patiently wait until everyone was sound asleep and then her nightly activities would commence. She would carefully check on each sleeper like a night nurse in the hospital, scanning for vital signs by nudging an exposed hand with her cold damp nose. Liz sleeps deeply as was demonstrated when she was seven years old and her bedroom ceiling crashed on her. Bronte's nudges to check for alertness went unnoticed by my sister. Bronte's toenails clicked loudly on the wood floors as she approached each bed. Unsatisfied with the less than enthusiastic responses, she clicked and tapped and scraped and scratched down the pine stairs to the wooden floors below. Her nocturnal journey through the living room, dining room and kitchen was mapped by the sharp staccato clicks of her saber toes.
Each night Bronte's saber toes tapped out secret Morse code messages that were intercepted by everyone except her owner. I recalled that when Liz lived in Atlanta, she slept soundly locked away in her bedroom while her two cats tried to kill each other all night long in the living room, rudely trampling the unlucky guest (me) on the couch.
Luckily, Liz and Saber Toe departed Maine early and I looked forward to a good night's sleep at my Aunt and Uncle's house outside of Boston. It would be an easy drive to the airport in the morning and I hoped to avoid traffic with an early start. Alas, the Saber Toe curse had followed me from Maine in the form of my relatives! Despite their age, my mother, aunt and uncle treated the visit like a preteen slumber party chattering into the wee hours of the morning while creaking and tapping and clicking and shuffling on the wooden floors outside my bedroom door...
I travel quite a bit on Interstate 20 between Georgia and South Carolina. I do this with four dogs. George insists on picking his seat first which is okay as long as he chooses the front passenger seat. George does not like other dogs sitting next to him. If they breathe, he growls. If they look at him, he growls. And watch out if the other dog has the audacity to TOUCH him! An Oscar-worthy impersonation of Stephen King’s Cujo
comes out to entertain the captive audience. Snarls mixed with teeth flashing while a white froth of saliva forms around his lips. I try to encourage George to pick the front seat lest I am forced to pull over on the highway to make him a nice cozy nest in the trunk.
Chase always must be restrained by his harness and seatbelt. For a fifty pound ball of white fur, he can be very sneaky and has jumped into my lap. Yes, I am the driver. The only way to remove him from my lap is to pull over and pray that his paw doesn’t touch the electronic seat positioning controls. He has done this once before and I don’t care for my nose to be pressed up against the windshield of the car.
Charlie, as mentioned in an earlier blog (Travels with Charlie), has a weak stomach. He prefers the floor but will pop up every so often to look out the window which makes him queasy. The floor is best for him. In fact, all the dogs try to be as far away from him as possible especially when the heavy breathing begins.
Molly is a perfect traveler. She gets in her seat, curls up and all I hear is unladylike snorts and snores from behind my seat. She has selective hearing and ignores Cujo.
With Cujo in the front, Molly sleeping heavily, Chase restrained and Charlie whimpering on the floor, I am not sure how the dogs find time to complete their masterpieces, their dog art. Always, upon reaching my destination, every window is covered with nose drawings. Intricate squiggles and swirls adorn all passenger windows and sometimes even my window. Just like a spider’s web, these drawings are unique each time with new patterns and details.
Driving on the interstate, I pass other vehicles with the familiar sketches on their windows and it makes me smile. I don’t need a bumper sticker proclaiming “I Love My Dog” or “My English Setter is Smarter than Your Honor Student”. I have dog art and I display it with pride.