11/12/19

No Funny Bone?


Big Lots in West Palm Beach had a crazy deal on the two leftover Halloween skeletons.  At $12.50 each, the Englishman bought them.  We couldn’t take them on the plane but the Englishboy agreed to bring them back with him for Thanksgiving.  In the meantime, they would reside in the closet on his screened porch. 

The cat apparently wasn’t paying attention when we brought the skeletons inside the apartment.  I had found a crinkly, feathery toy on our shopping trip and the cat was happily batting that about the small space. 

An hour later, we were sent a priceless video of the cat when he finally took notice of the skeletons in the closet.








11/5/19

Things That Go Bump In the Night


The dogs slumber sweetly on their beds, gently covered by a warm fleece blanket.  The room is inky dark.  Not a creature is stirring. Well, at least until….

3 AM:  Strange sounds emerge from beneath the bed.  Charlie is wandering in the dark and with his poor vision bumps into the wall.  That wall should not be there! So he crashes into it again.  Finally he tangles himself among the cords and cables by my side of the bed so I have to untangle him.  I place him back in his bed and I return to dreaming once again. Until...

4 AM: low growls fill the room.  The dogs are playing musical beds in the dark and none of them can see easily.  Up again, I put them each back on a bed, tuck them in and return to some semblance of sleep.  Until…

5 AM:  A crash startles me awake.  Chase has walked into the closed door.  I pray that he will settle back down.  He starts to whine.  Abby can hear the whine.  She now waits by the door.  I open it and they clickety clack down the hall.  Cold air flows into the house as I push the dogs outside into the shadowy black world.  Abby returns promptly.  Chase must complete his routine walkabout.  Once both are in the house, I return to the bedroom, Chase retreats to the kitchen for a drink of water, and Abby positions herself in the doorway to block Chase.  I’ve almost fallen asleep when…

5:15 AM: Chase arrives in the doorway to find his path blocked.  He whines.  Then he barks.  I get up and move Abby.  I lead him back to bed.  I’m almost warm under the comforter when….

5:45 AM:  The Englishman’s alarm goes off.